Wednesday, September 30, 2009

say it ain’t so...


- Skinny jeans make me worry, like a Grandma does…
- once upon a time I saw a documentary called American Mullet!
- record stores are all but gone?
- China is celebrating its 60th year of Communist rule!
- Nike re-signed Michael Vick…
- Entourage season 6 has been real and sadly is almost over…
- metal cars use more gas, but are way cooler!
- the most comfortable shoes are usually not as fresh…
- some think the corporations are destroying the music?
- real sugar will not hurt you as bad as the replacements…
- within some sub-cultures lady arm pit hair is considered sexy…
- Nike denies re-signing Michael Vick but will seed him with product?
- U.S. troops are training recruits in Afghanistan for the Afghan National Army...
- Sportscenter es no bueno during Hockey season!

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

little mikey...

They used to tell him he could do it since he was a Kid
Evan told him that he could be the biggest Kid
Its so weird that he never really was a Kid
And Kid did what other kids never did whatever Kid
Real Kid paid close attention
And genius asked question after long question
And his profession was somehow a sorted lesson
It's God's gift be on your way with God's bless in...

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Monday, September 14, 2009

en mi opinion...


* Sooner or later somebody is gonna kick Kanye’s ass! I haven’t checked Taylor Swift’s police record yet but maybe she should do it!
* The Chargers are idiots for getting rid of Drew Brees!
* Boise St. Linebacker Byron Hout got knocked out with one punch on national television for taunting LeGarrette Blount following an Oregon loss. Justice has been served!
* Chad OchoCinco is a fool! Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good...
* The Killers put on a great show!
* You should never yell a bartenders name, even if you are good friends!
* Jay-Z, Ice Cube, Rakim, Scarface and Tupac are the best rappers of all time, PERIOD!
* With only two real albums on his resume Biggie can’t be considered!
* The USC Trojans are an undercover pro football team!
* Sooner or later somebody is gonna kick Kanye’s ass!
* T.O. is a great player and unfortunately his mouth has landed him in Buffalo! Good luck in the cold homeboy.
* Entourage is one of the best shows ever!
* Rehab in Las Vegas is now wack, but it’s a great money maker!
* Fake tits feel cold!
* Too many corn balls and athletes are covered in tattoos!
* Shawn Merriman should have his card pulled for Tila Tequila!
* People that disappear in the middle of a text message conversation are wack!
* Tiger Woods is absolutely ridiculous!
* It’s better to stay home than to sit in the cheap seats!
* Serena Williams is gangsta, Wow!
* Former Oregon football player LeGarrette Blount was suspended for the entire 2009 season for doing what his parents taught him to do. “When somebody puts there hands on you, whup em!” Unfortunately for LeGarrette he went out of control after he punched Byron Hout and tried to attack the fans in the stands and that’s what I feel got him suspended? Get it together my man, get it together.
* San Francisco weather is just silly!
* Pedro Martinez is still off the chain!
* Bin Laden is an actor!
* You should never wave your money at a bartender!
* People with Face book drama should be taken out and shot!
* Catholic Priests are out of control… in the words of Pink Floyd – “Leave those kids alone”!
* Carlos Santana is a real cool cat! Go see him @ The Joint in Las Vegas this November at the Hard Rock Hotel. It’s small, intimate and very inexpensive
* Baseball managers and umpires should just fight!
* Debacterialize is a word!
* Weekend warriors should accept their very important role in society! The court systems rely heavily on your dough!
* Adrian Peterson is the man!
* Automatic payments suck ass! Wait til you see how hard it is to cancel something, they make it so hard especially AT&T
* Many words that are spoken should never be written!
* You should never order a TOP SHELF Long Island Ice Tea!
* T.O. has his own cereal called T.O.’s – FRESH!!!

PS1 out...